We all have friends, do we not? You might call them colleagues, buddies, mates, acquaintances; but truth be told, they are all the same.

Regardless of whether we acknowledge the fact, friends are annoying at times. They messed up your mind, add some more problems, and they took away your beloved kertas kajang.

I should know. Nikochan took 6 of mine. I nearly threw a cyclone during Math class.

Either way, one must ask the big question: What are the differences between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried… just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad…here’s a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you they are losers.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: studying buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

So, once a best friend, it is for life. You can’t bail out, no matter how hard you try. If you’re afraid of the commitments, DO NOT get involved in the first place.

Good day, minna-san!

Quote of the day: ‘I love you’ is eight lettered-words. So is ‘bullshit’.