Sometimes, just sometimes, anime speaks the best thing. Here’s some of the enjoyable quotes of all times.

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Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health! - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original? - Lina Inverse (Slayers)

I just love the smell of C4 in the morning - Ling Ling (3×3 eyes)

Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn’t back by dinnertime, we’re gonna have to eat Akane’s cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we’re gonna wish we were lost at sea! - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way? - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

I don’t like it! It smells girly! - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all. - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

You’re a team player, a save-the-day superhero. I hate people like you. - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Hiei, I can’t accept this. I value our friendship and all we’ve been through but… I don’t like you that way. - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Now I understand the relieved, I feel very situation… - Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU)

Is there a need for a reason to kill someone? - Mugen (Samurai Champloo)

Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you! - Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)

The interaction of men and women isn’t very logical. - Dr. Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here! - Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)

Babies aren’t born after just 5 months! - Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)

It’s a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things. - Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)

If you die, I’ll kill you! - Zoro (One Piece)

Don’t look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward. - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE)

Who is this place? Where are you? Me am Excel! - Excel (Excel Saga)

Excel: You know, all together this class probably doesn’t have an IQ of 100.
Hyatt: Or even double digits. (Excel Saga)

Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! - Excel (Excel Saga)

Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you. - Excel (Excel Saga)

You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them. - Ichigo (Bleach)

How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. - Ichigo (Bleach)

We fear that which we cannot see… we respect that which we cannot see… thus the blade will be wielded. - opening words of the first episode (Bleach)

I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don’t hesitate to call. - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)

A man can’t just live on carbohydrates alone… - Spike Spegiel (Cowboy Bebop)

… If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering. - Knives (Trigun)

That’s some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall. - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids Chaotic Century)

It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existence seems to cause me undue irritation. - Legato (Trigun)

Where would you like to fall? - Cyborg 002 ( Cyborg 009)

There is no such thing as a weapon that doesn’t kill. - Chise (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo)

A sinner once passed away will never return, but sins will never vanish and the love will never die. - Les Soldats (Noir)

My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it’s time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!! - Vash (Trigun)

The past is the past… and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway… - Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)

There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!? - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

I’m not going there to die. I’m going to find out if I’m really alive. - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him. - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit. - Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)

Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he’ll start saying that there’s no air in space because he didn’t work on it hard enough. - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

Kira Yamato : You’re…you’re a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass! (Gundam Seed)

We humans are just made to be greedy I guess. But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts. - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

Even without clocks, the sun will still rise. - Captain (King of Bandits Jing)

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Various Characters (Detective Conan)

How could I forget? He’s into dead girls! - Kagome (Inuyasha)

42… 30… 31! Our marks add up to 103! We win! - The Bonkuras (Osaka, Kagura, Tomo), upon seeing Chiyo getting 100 (full marks) in a test (Azumanga Daioh)

There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all three of these. - Freeza (Dragon Ball Z)

Vegeta :Goku! I’d rather die than fuse with you!
Goku: But Vegeta, we’re already dead! (Dragon Ball Z)

If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it. - Bear (.hack//sign)

I came to laugh at you! - Chars Aznabal (Gundam)