The court case heard by magistrate Nur Farahim Che Ismail has been a blast, and I sincerely thank her for her cooperation and the fun and exciting experience I had gained by being the counsel for the defendant. Thanks for not dismissing me out of your court and overruling several significant objections I had made.

By the way, Your Honour, that jubah of yours is quite cute.

Thanks to Muhd Fayyadh Muhd Azmi for being a helpful and awesome teammate and I wish you the best in your law career, just in case the plane you flew suffered any damages. Thank you.

Thanks to Munirah Kholid and Nur Izzati Mohd for being excellent opponents and the cool disagreement we had. The talking I had made took a serious toll on my throat and I am assure you guys suffered the same sore throat as I am. Thank you.

Thank you to Ahmad Syafiq Shahrin and his ‘mummy’ Tuan Farihan Tuan Hassan for being cooperative during the whole interrogatory phase. We will not have won the case if the clients had not been cooperative as they did, giving us ideas and lashing out appropriate answers during the cross-examinations.

To Ahmad Syafiq, I thank you in advance in your willing to treat me with all the food I had dutifully mentioned in my last testimonial to you.

To Nur Diyana Hanim Idris, Noor Farhana Zakaria, Nadirah Che Adnan and Fatimatul Zahraq, I thank you for being a considerate and fair jury in your final verdict. I wish you guys a blessed future ahead and I know that only Allah can repay your kindness. Thank you.

To Inspector Tuan Ashraf Tuan Yusuf, thank you for your deliberate and detailed reports you had made. I can’t describe how helpful those reports had been in our case progression and I also thank you for your truthful and straightforward answers during the examination. I wish you success in your future career. Thank you, sir.

To Fateen Nordin [the tudung is a beau, I mean it!], ‘Datin’ Razan Hayati Zulkeflee and her bling-blings and fancy clothes and playful antics, Nur Nadia Yusuf, Faizah Md Nawi, Muhaqquis Ismail [Hey, you should treat the whole class to Mamak Spicy, you know. Working there and all. :D] and Ainul Widad, a sincere thank you for all.

A special thanks to Muhd Ma’wa, the CNN reporter, for his willingness to treat me to endless supply of air asam jawa, among others. Make a great report on me, will ya? I need endless good publicity, haha.

I don’t think I’ve missed anyone’s name. Oh! My bad! Thank you Dr. Wan for laughingly supporting my ideas during the examination, and of course, by electing me as the defendant’s attorney in the first place. The class was fun and I know all had learned something valuable during it.

Now excuse me, I’ve to catch up with my sleep.